I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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