This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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