Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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