ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Terrible idea I love it
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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