After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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