Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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