You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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