Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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