Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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