did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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