how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm too high and old for this...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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