Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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