Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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