She's JV to your varsity
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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