Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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