I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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