I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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