You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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