yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Come see our sink grown plant.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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