at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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