But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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