it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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