Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
dude. I can hear the air.
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