Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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