Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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