I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
