Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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