omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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