I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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