Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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