is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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