Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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