i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Randomize
