kristin has been a bad kristin
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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