I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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