grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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