I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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