I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
