just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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