i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
