It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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