Me too!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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