we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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