Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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