Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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