Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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