You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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