Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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