i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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