Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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