Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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