Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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