wake up i wanna do it froggy style
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize