i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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